Apple pie cowboy toothpaste

How many wrong turns
Can i make i'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me
But if she won't give it up well that's o.k i never liked that drunk ass
Bitch anyway when she does it's on there shes goes she's pissin on my
Floor how many trips to the e.r will it take she gets her stomach
Pumped and runs to buy another case of the michelob cause the
Losestar just won't do and the beer tastes awfully used st. ides
And even special brew (insert hi-fi hard core supa-dupa fly
Gangsta rap here)