Astigmatic (english lyrics)

Astigmatic [x2]
I’m astigmatic and you say
There’s a twincest, between my bro and me
I’m astigmatic you know he looks
Like a girl and I’ve lost my bifocals
You’re astigmatic when you beat our drummer
With two bottles of beer
You’re astigmatic asked you to hit
Our bass player we hate Georg…

Where did I leave
My lenses? Damn I have lost
My lenses, someone took
My lenses, I can’t find
My lenses!

I’m astigmatic thrown a butt on a groupie
At a gas pump from Hamburg
I’m astigmatic and indeed
I thought she was
A very high ash tray
So astigmatic
He’s short sighted she’s long sighted
I’m astigmatic Where did I leave
My lenses? Damn I have lost
My lenses, someone took
My lenses, I can’t find
My lenses!

Astigmatic [x4]

Each step you make
You don’t know Where it takes
Your heart your soul when you
Don’t know, where you are anymore
You’re astigmatic like me!

My lenses [x2]

Where did I leave
My lenses? Where did I leave
My lenses, Where did I leave
My lenses, damn I have lost
My lenses, someone took
My lenses, I can’t find
My lenses! Astigmatic (there’s no lenses)
Astigmatic (damned lenses)
Astigmatic (where did i)
Astigmatic (leave my lenses)
Astigmatic…