I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
see how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
i'm crying

sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
see how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run
i'm crying, i'm crying
i'm crying, i'm crying

yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don't come, you get a tan
from standing in the english rain
i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

expert textpert choking smokers
don't you thing the joker laughs at you
see how they smile like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
i'm crying

semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower
elementary penguin singing hari krishna
man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe
i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo