Introducing me

I, I'm good at waisting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not askin'
But I'm tryin' to grow a moustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza
Please
And sometimes on a home made casadillia
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I
I really like you and the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my na-e-a-e-ame

If you wana know
Here it goes
Im gona tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close I'm gona let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
Tryin' to do my best to impress
But its easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wana hear
What lives in my brain
And my heart
Will you ask for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
Du du
Du du du du du
Du du
Du du du du du
La da da ta
La da da dada da da da

I never
Trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word 'Dude' as a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I, I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And superheros
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound of violins
And makin' someone smi-e-i-e-ile

If you wana know
Here it goes
Im gona tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close I'm gona let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
Tryin' to do my best to impress
But its easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wana hear
What lives in my brain
And my heart
Will you ask for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime

Here it goes
Im gona tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close I'm gona let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
Tryin' to do my best to impress
But its easier
To let you take a guess
Sit the rest
But you wana hear
What lives in my brain
And my heart
Will you ask for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me

Du du
Du du du du du
Du du
Du du du du du
Du du du du

Introducing me