Mistress for christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the day
i just can't wait till christmas time
when i can grope you in the hay
(when i can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go
have a good time with lots of dough
slippin' up high, slippin' down low
love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, i like female form in minimum dress
money to spend with a capital s
get a date with the woman in red
wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
(one of me in heaven...)
He got it, i want it
they got it, i can't have it
but i want it, but it don't matter
she got it, and i can't get it
i want a mistress for christmas
i want a mistress for christmas
(ooh yeah, haha yeah
i want a mistress for christmas
come on)
Easy come, easy go
slippin' high, slippin' low
(yeah, aw right)
He got it, i want it
they got it, i can't have it
i want it, don't matter
she got it, and i can't get it -
Mistress
he got it, i want it
for christmas
they got it, and i can't have it
mistress
but i want it, it don't matter
for christmas
she got it, and i can't get a
Mistress for christmas
You know what i'm talkin' about
mistress for christmas
you gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
mistress for christmas
i want the woman in red
(i want a woman in the rear,)
with bow in my bed
(with a bottle of my beer)
Mistress for christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
i wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells